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The Psionic Kabbalah Manifesting Capsule $90.00



The Psionic Kabbalah Manifesting Capsule™ allows you to use dozens of specific spiritual tools - 72 of them, to be exact! - that will enable you to confront and defeat every conceivable obstacle to your happiness and bring into being all of the specific things you want and need in life.

Once you have The 72 Names of God, you will possess the keys to an amazing God-given power: the power to proactively confront and rapidly transform almost any circumstance in your life: physical, emotional, material, and spiritual. This is truly technology for the soul - amazing spiritual power that no one is meant to live without!

The Psionic Kabbalah Manifesting Capsule™ protects us from the influences of the Evil Eye. The Evil Eye is a very powerful negative force. It refers to the unfriendly stare and unkind glances we sometimes get from people around us. Envious eyes and looks of ill will affect us, stopping us from realizing our full potential in every area of our life.

The Psionic Kabbalah Manifesting Capsule™ has been gifted to us at this time to serve this purpose. Within its beautiful ergonomic design lies the zeropoint energetic field that can be effectively utilized for:

Psychic Protection
Electromagnetic shield
Attunement
Aura Amplification
DNA activation and Rejuvenation
Tachyon Energy Stimulation
Improved Health & Well-Being
Crystal Enhancement
Energy balancing

The Psionic Kabbalah Manifesting Capsule™ incorporates several future technologies as a basis for its creation and capsular design. The Psionic Kabbalah Manifesting Capsule™ is a functional scientific creation based on the principles of sacred geometry , zero-point energy, orgonomy, superconductivity, and harmonic frequencies of light. The properties of The Psionic Kabbalah Manifesting Capsule™ are such that a "positive" light field is produced uniformly in all directions from the centre of the capsule. This light field is actually visible in a dimly lit room and is immediately recognisable to psychics or clairvoyants.

The device incorporates a special Ethero-Magnetic™ caduceus orgone generating coil which utilises the magickal and sacred 'lost cubit' measurement, a meaurement so profound that its precise value can not be found in ancient or modern literature. Only select few individuals and scientists are aware of its actual value.

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The Tesla Purple Energy Shield $179.95



The Tesla Purple Energy Shield™ energy is said to be beneficial to all life...plant, animal or human. Science has proven that by projecting love or positive energy to a plant, the plant will flourish. The plate energy will also do the same thing to plants. Burns, cuts, aches and pains involve a sudden change to the normal vibration rate of tissue. The theory is that the energy around the plates helps to accelerate the healing and thus return the injured area to its normal rate of vibration.

The Tesla Purple Energy Shield™ is an antenna for cosmic energy (tachyons), create a harmonizing field and may thereby affect body and soul positively. They may clean food and water on an energetic level and promote plants/vegetables in their growth and proliferation. Many people use them to support physical healing (e.g. headaches, cuts, wounds, fractures etc.) or they carry them around in order to raise their vibratory frequency.

The Tesla Purple Energy Shield™ has been anodized with the color Violet, which is the healing ray of the rainbow spectrum. Their atomic structure has been altered, so that they are in resonance with a high-frequency vibration of the life energy force, in a complex way, connected with the known energy of negative ions. The Tesla Purple Energy Shield™ possesses a field of energy capable of penetrating any living thing - plant, animal or human.

Measurable effects of The Tesla Purple Energy Shield™
The life force energy, or Prana, can be measured in several ways. One of them is through radionic equipment. Using this measurement, the energy level of an individual man or woman not yet fully illuminated might register, say, 20 on the scale. When this person is handed The Tesla Purple Energy Shield™ the reading will instantly increase to 90 or 95. It won't remain at that level, but continual use of The Tesla Purple Energy Shield™ will gradually bring the person's energy to 100 permanently, Enlightenment. And higher than 100, since the life force energy cannot be completely measured by any device presently known. And so, the use of this New Age "magic" will eventually raise your frequency rate of angstrom units per second.

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Bison Designs Capsule Keychain $2.95



This keychain features a small, watertight capsule to store something important.

Top unscrews for access
Water-tight design with rubber gasket
Split ring holds keys

Also available in purple and red at REI.com

Reaping What You Sow: Federalism, Not Wacky Tobacky

Yesterday, the Supreme Court of the United States ruled 6-3 that state allowances of marijuana usage and possession for medicinal purposes do not trump the federal ban and these patients and their doctors can be prosecuted under these restrictions.

Boy, howdy, ya’ll stepped in it this time, but iss ya own damn fault.

News flash: The War on Drugs has been an unmitigated failure since day one. The prohibition of drugs themselves has created the very crime you’re attempting to stamp out and the black market you created is the only reason drug prices remain high. Your bans are the very reason there is a drug problem!!




Unfortunately, I have no sympathy for pot smokers. I don’t smoke pot, but have always respected someone’s right to ingest whatever they see fit, either for recreational, medicinal, suicidal or “sitting on the couch watching Caddyshack” purposes. I have routinely signed petitions to strengthen Oregon’s medical marijuana laws, and the outright legalize the stuff. But you people get no sympathy from me regarding the decision of the Supreme Court because it’s mostly your fault. Your typical pot smoker, at least here in the beautiful Pacific Northwest, can be safely described as a smelly, dread-ridden, pinko, bike-riding, protesting, tree-hugging, vegan, dirt worshipping Commie. Commensurate with this description, these folks are the kind of people that empower their government to step in and make activist decisions on their behalf, such as Roe v. Wade and the Assisted Suicide Act here in Oregon. While these things are fundamental rights under “physical sovereignty,” these activists have gone about it all wrong.

If you believe in the Constitutionality of Roe v. Wade, you cannot complain about Ashcroft v. Raich. Roe v. Wade, contrary to popular belief, does not guarantee the right of a woman to terminate a pregnancy. Roe v. Wade simply states that, according to the opinions of the justices of the Supreme Court, the state governments in the U.S. do not have the right to ban the practice of abortion, even if the majority of citizens in that state wish for a ban. Roe v. Wade is a perfect example of the Federal government over stepping its’ bounds and sticking its’ fat nose into the business of the states, and Ashcroft v. Raich is simply an extension of that situation. You Commie bastards, you’re the one’s that have empowered the Federal government to solve your problems for you in the first place, and now you’re pissed that they shot you in the foot with the gun you gave them!

To all you pot smokers out there, I feel for you. I feel even worse for the folks that really need the stuff to deal with chronic pain or the effects of chemotherapy. The answer lies not with demanding the government solve your problems, but with stripping the government of the ability to change these rules without your permission. Do you see why conservatives are always so up in arms about “activist courts?” There is nothing more enraging than a bunch of self-important, gown-clad, busybodies up on an oak bench declaring to the country what rights you do or do not have, especially when they’re dictating to sovereign states.

As an aside, I just want to point out that pot would most likely be legal if it weren’t for pot smokers. When you step in front of someone, wearing a giant plastic marijuana leaf necklace braided through your dreads, a Bob Marley t-shirt, giant, stinky corduroy pants, clay beads and wittled driftwood strung around your neck, your gross Rasta beard just crawling with parasites, reeking of patchouli and butt, and ask them to sign a petition to help legalize your favorite recreational drug... they’re not going to help you.

You want pot to be legal within your lifetime? Get a haircut, get a job, put on a tie and vote Libertarian.